Friday, October 28, 2005

Stallone Set to Film 'Cobra 2'


Will someone please tell Sylvester Stallone to stop making movies. I thought that he had already gotten the hint, but apparently not.

Not only is Sly set to star in ROCKY VI but he has now announced that he is set to reprise his role as RAMBO

Who asked for this? Please tell me. So that I can stab them in the eyeball with a carpenter's tool ... perhaps an awl, or an auger bit.

Stallone is currently optioning several scripts, all of which he penned last weekend, in one furious stream of consciousness experiment:

"STOP! OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT, AGAIN"


"TANGO AND CASH STRIKE BACK"

and....

"REALLY OVER THE TOP!"

In related news, Frank Stallone, Sly's affable brother, is set to star in "DEATH BLOW II: BLOWN HARDER"

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