Wednesday, March 29, 2006

DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CANCER


The Make-A-Wish Foundation has helped one 14 year old girl's dreams come true. Well, not really. I mean, they aren't going to cure her cancer or anything. Or assist her family with medical bills. BUT, they are allowing her to glimpse what life is like when you're a dim, trust-fund slut.




As The Insider reports:

It's every girl's dream to visit PARIS HILTON's closet, and today the heiress is making one little girl's birthday dreams come true.


Following an afternoon milling about Ms. Hilton's 40,000 square foot closet, and trying on an assortment of diamond tiaras (and assorted skank-wear) , the young cancer patient was taken "shopping on Rodeo Drive at upscale boutique Kaje, jeweler Mikimoto and over to the world-famous JOSE EBER salon for hair and makeup."

Ms. Hilton, noticeably proud of her philanthropy, made the following remarks:

"It's too bad that you can't cure cancer with antibiotics, because that stuff works. I'm just flattered that her cancer wish was to watch me shop. I mean, I do that anyways. But its nice to know that I can inspire people to stop having diseases sometimes."

Be careful what you wish for.


No comments: