I have never tried online dating. However, my friends tell me that it's not all that bad. Well, after hearing the horrific news that JOAN RIVERS recently created a MATCH.COM profile in the hopes of reeling in Mr. Right, you can rest assured that I will do my dating the old fashioned way....drunk and desperately in a bar.
What lonely, misguided shell of a man searches a sea of MATCH.COM profiles looking for a 72 year old wax creature, whose career profile consists of "stands on carpet and murders the English language," "criticizes attractive people," and "shamelessly promotes untalented daughter"?
A Joan Rivers dating profile is like a Joseph Stalin Commemorative, Humanitarian Award ..... hideously paradoxical.
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